oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

(via done)

thetrevorproject:

terminal-bisexuality:

I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!

(via done)

Timestamp: 1411061601

thetrevorproject:

terminal-bisexuality:

I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!

(via done)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: shmurdapunk, via tutankhamason)

  • picasso: the art bloggers will LOVE IT
  • teacher: y r ur eyes red
  • me: allergies
  • teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
  • me: hell yea
  • teacher: hell yea

(Source: cocolooo, via done)

Timestamp: 1411061478

(Source: cocolooo, via done)

coballion:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(via done)

pancake-sharpie:

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

damn girl! u gonna get laid hav fun!

(via goddamnlazy)

Timestamp: 1411061457

pancake-sharpie:

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

damn girl! u gonna get laid hav fun!

(via goddamnlazy)